Disclaimer: Before you read this essay, I’m kindly requesting you to respect my opinion the same way I respect yours. Also, please don't consider my thoughts on the subject matter a personal attack against fans of My Little Pony G5, especially the person that originally submitted the picture I'm talking about on Twitter (aka X). If my writing feels disrespectful or too one-sided, that’s completely unintentional and I apologize in advance. Who knew? One day, you're talking about potential G5-related essays that may never see the light of day; then you blink, and you're notified of an ongoing war (!) between fans of Friendship Is Magic (G4) and A New Generation (G5). People have so much time amidst the collapse of Western civilization that they engage in petty fights over which pony generation should prevail. Weird times they're a-goin'. Before I go any further, I must emphasize that I'm and will be a G4 fan. The fourth generation of MLP made such a huge impact on my life in many